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Mummy-time Tine with baby boy

Published on September 14th, 2015 | 1012 Views

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5 signs I’m a London mum of two

1. In the morning I’m using the toaster as a mirror to put on my contact lenses. I’ve figured it’s the most shiny kitchen accessory we own

2. Daddy T sometimes wonders if my hearing is getting worse. I’m not surprised if it is after walking around London often carrying two children screaming loudly straight into my ears

3. In July I had a snotty 4-week-old baby, something which wouldn’t have happened to my precious firstborn who wasn’t constantly being hugged by a two-year-old

4. On my not so relaxing holiday I sometimes felt I was bouncing around with my 8-week-old for hours on end, as someone else in the household seemed to think it would be clever to turn the lights on or start stomping right next to baby if he was about to fall asleep

5. I had been looking forward to going on maternity leave and start watching daytime television again, but after 13 weeks there’s still not one day I’ve had a chance to watch BBC Breakfast. Instead, I’m completely up to date on the latest happenings in Pontypandy

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